... Hi everyone!
Yes, I'm here. I still live and all that stuff. It's been more than a month since I last did something on dA...
So, I guess I better spill the apple sauce. I moved. To a NEW house. It's about 18 years old, that means it's about 20 years younger than me old house. The dogs have quickly accustomed to it. But Megan still can't find it when I take her out on the street. Stupid senile dog.
Problem is that EVERYONE (no exaggeration) is Christian. Be it CoE, Catholic, Orthodox, Quaker. Their ALL Christian. I've even got a vicar living next door. Guess who's doomed when it comes to a street party? ME! I question every single Christian teaching, by accident. And only reason I do this, is because I'm actually sad enough to know them all. Well, not all, most.
Also got a problem, I won't be updating for a while. This is because I've lost my tablet. However I will be updating stuff with Hikari. I really need to do some stuff on it during a free. If I can just get 8 outlined, that will be the end of ep 1!! I've decided to do my stories on FanFic.net. Just makes more sense, but the one chapters that I've posted here aren't going to be put up. That's just pointless. I should really do some FF7 fanfics, just to get some watchers, then spam 'em with the crap I actually do...
I've finished my book. It's being proof read. Not as I type, but slowly. I'm already working on the 2nd one, and the third is on the way. Planned 9 more after the first. Non of them are sequels to each other. At least they shouldn't be. But I have made it so there is one recurring character. She hasn't usually got anything to do with the main plot, but she is mentioned often book 3 onwards.
Sixth Form is a piss take. It's SO FRIKKING HARD! Not all the time, but when you're behind, even slightly, you get bombarded My weekend was wasted doing coursework... IT'S OCTOBER!! But I'm not in such a situation as those who took any of the Sciences, Maths, or Further Maths. Me and

have decided that they have mental issues. Especially for two people I know who have done this:
Maths
Chemistry
Physics
Biology
... Erm. Where the forks?
The guy I used to like has been going up and down in the chart of where I put people. He's gone from
1. THE PODIOM!!
2. Friend
3. Hate
4. Guy in the hallway that I may occasionally wish to stop and talk to. (Can't spell the word right now)
I actually feel pretty sorry for him. He's so uncomfortable about his sexuality that he changes his complete attitude towards me when he finds out that I had a thing for him. He used to be like, 'HEY IT'S BURKILL!' in a chummy declaration to, '*Complete silence*'. Though I do HATE being called Burkill. I'M CHRIS FOR GODS SAKE!!
Newton is driving me up the wall. He wants to go outside, but he's not allowed to because cats have to be in a new house for 3 weeks. We've been here for a week, and Ozzy's already allowed to go out, but that's because he's a genius cat and can remember where the new house is, and can actually find the old house. But Newt. He's an idiot.
IT has actually helped me understand a lot of applications. It's also helped me find out that I can use Presentation, Excel and Database software on me laptop. THANK YOU OPEN OFFICE! You're everything Microsoft is, but universal, and FREE!
I've got back into One Piece!!

OMG!! It's soo good right now!! I'm on ep 122... But I love the 11th beginning... Bad right? I know all the crew up to real time. And I know that Frankie is a cyborg. (Sorry for anyone who doesn't know this yet). It's funny what it's done on my site where I watch one piece, because Robin hasn't joined yet, but it's started showing the 3rd beginning where it shows Robin with the crew, it's taken that out. It's possibly done the same thing with the ending. Iunno.
I don't think there's anything else to report. If anyone has actually read this, CONGRATS!
Some stuff that should be known
My FanFic account is ChrisWorld. Nuff said